| A Bee or Something | |
|---|---|
| Season 1, Episode 1 | |
 The first shot in the series. | |
| Air date | November 18, 2010 |
| Episode run time | 2:27 |
| Episode guide | |
| Previous The Dick Figures unaired pilot |
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A Bee or Something is the first episode of Dick Figures.
Plot[]
While Blue is recovering from a recent breakup, Red swallows a bee and his voice becomes auto-tuned.
Youtube Description: Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now he's having a worse day.
Dick Figures - A Bee or Something
Dick Figures - Una abeja o algo... Spanish Version
Characters[]
Starring[]
- Red
- Blue
- The Raccoon (debut)
- Auto-Tuned Bee (debut)
- Several Women
- Fat Ugly Girl (debut)
- Stacy (mentioned)
Transcript[]
(On the street, Red walks up to Blue with arms undulating.)
Blue: What is wrong with your body?
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Hey, Blue, how you do?
(He continues to move in a strange manner.)
Blue: And what is wrong with your voice?
Red: (Auto-Tuned) There ain't nothing wrong with my voice, Shawtay!
Blue: You're making some weird sounds.
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Oh. Uh, that. I swallowed a bee or something, maybe a robot frog! I don't know. But it sounds sick as fuck! (He bounces up & down.)
Blue: Whatever, man. I got a serious problem.
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah, girl. Turn up the problems.
Blue: Red!
(Red stops bouncing.)
Red: (normal voice) Sorry. (Auto-Tuned): Sorray!
Blue: No, really. I'm having girl problems.
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Then I feel bad for you, son.
Blue: My girlfriend dumped me last night...
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Oh, my God!
Blue: Thanks, man. Yeah, I know. We were together a long ti-
Red: (Auto-Tuned) A Raccoon!
(The raccoon comes out of a trashcan. The camera zooms into his eyes.)
Raccoon: Konichiwa.
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Nature's ninja.
(Blue snaps his fingers to get Red's attention.)
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Ohhhhh, shiiiiieeet!
Blue: You sound really stupid.
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah, right! My voice sounds tight as fuck! Hey, ladies! You like the sound of my (Waving arms in the air) voooice?!
(Women cheer & start to dance.)
Red: (Auto-Tuned) I can't hear you! I said do you like the sound of my vo-o-ooice?
(The California Love melody plays as women dance & Red gets laid by a woman. He's then showing 2 women to Blue.)
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yo, Blue! I just found you a new girlfriend & a girl for your girlfriend. (Turns to a fat ugly girl.) (normal voice) And you can go home.
(She gets discouraged & walks away. Women continue to dance, now with limos & speakers.)
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah, yeah!
Raccoon: (dancing) Shorty! Make-a that ass crap (possibly meaning "clap")!
Blue: Hmmmm... (Turns around to face 2 women who are dancing. He clears his throat & speaks nervously.) You're looking very pret-- (clears throat) Ah, fuck! (1 of the women slaps him.)
Raccoon: You need to be with the grown-ass, man!
(Blue looks at Raccoon suspiciously. Raccoon gives him the "finger", complete with censor. Raccoon walks away with the women. Meanwhile, Red continues to dance.)
Red: (Auto-Tuned) Yeah! Yeeeah! (Chokes & farts out a bee, which flies away.)
Bee: (Auto-Tuned) I'm free, mothafucka!
Red: (normal voice) Oh, damn, it was a bee! Yeh-hes, woman! I like your movements!
(The women give him a confused look. The limos & the women leave. Raccoon's shown with a smoke bomb.)
Raccoon: Sayonara!
(He throws the bomb down & disappears in a cloud of smoke.)
Blue: (sarcastically) Oh, man, I'm so sorry for you, you had everything, woooow...
Red: Yep. Well, looks like everything's back to norma-- (Farts for a few seconds, his leg wobbling. Blue watches in disgust.)
Blue: Why am I friends with you?
Red: 'Cause I'm aweso-!
-Episode ends-
Dick Figures Title[]
A Bee Or Something.
Trivia[]
- This was the first appearance of Red, Blue, Raccoon, Autotuned Bee, and the Fat Ugly Girl.
- This episode is currently the most viewed episode on YouTube, with over 18,000,000 views as of 2019.
- It is also Mondo's most watched video on YouTube that is not or in anyway related to Happy Tree Friends.
- In Robot Frog it was revealed that the girlfriend the Blue was talking about was Stacy.
Goofs[]
- When Red waves his arm after he says, "I can't hear you!", it is detached from his body.
Recurring Gags[]
Auto-Tune Use[]
Red says almost everything in Auto-Tune for nearly the entire episode. The Bee also speaks in Auto-Tune.
Red Floating[]
When Red says "Robot Frog", he floats.
Episode Ending[]
The word DICK FIGURES appears while the theme music plays in the background.
The Last Line Being Cut[]
When Red said Awesome at the end of the video.
Gallery[]
