| A Hobbit of Thrones | |
|---|---|
| Season 5, Episode 6 | |
 Stacy and Pink ruin the D&D game. | |
| Air date | March 27, 2014 (Download) April 24, 2014 (Mondo) May 1, 2014 (YouTube) |
| Episode run time | 2:57 (Video Length)
2:39 (Actual Runtime) |
| Episode guide | |
| Previous The Red Planet |
Next Das Vidiamond |
A Hobbit of Thrones is the 6th episode of Dick Figures Season 5 and the 46th episode overall. It serves as a sequel to Role Playas.
Dick Figures - A Hobbit of Thrones (Ep 46)
Plot[]
During a D&D game, Pink and Stacy get high on pot-brownies and hijack Red and Blue's game.
Youtube Description: A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better while incredibly high on pot-brownies. But disaster strikes when people start making up their own D&D rules.
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Transcript[]
(The Episode opens with the 'Hark!' written in cursive as it then shows Blue, dressed as a wizard, with Red floating in.)
Red: (to music) Dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, (sways sword around, almost hitting Blue),dun dun dun dun!
Blue: God damn it! Would thou stop singing that stupid song?! This is Dungeons and Dragons not Game of Thro-
Red: DUUNN dun, dun dun dun!
Blue: Would thou cutist outist?!
(Pink and Stacy walk in holding brownies.)
Blue: Whoa! Thou are playing this time?
Stacy: Yeah bitch! We wanna get that fucking gold! Am I riiight?
Pink: Yeah plus Stacy brought free brownies! (eats a brownie) These are really good. What's in these?
Stacy: You know like Chocolate and Flour and Pot and Sugar and-
Pink: What?
Stacy: Huh?
Blue: Babe, thou looketh mad sexy in that Cosplay outfit. Your givin' me a D-20.
Red: Yeah right! D-4 tops!
Blue: (looks down in dispair) Critical ego strike...
Red: Alright dungeon masturbater let's do this! Where we going?
Blue: Verily! (pulls a map out) So the value troop of warriors trip towards the mountain of gold protected by a CG dragon with a level 19 fire strike of the mighty hammer!
(Pink and Stacy suddenly become high.)
Pink: And then fuckin' cheeseburgers came out of the trees! They're Trees-Burgers! (laughs)
Blue: What are you doing?! I'M running this game!
(The top of a tree suddenly turns into a Cheeseburger.)
Blue: No stop it! You can't just make stuff up!
Stacy: Yeah and it's like... Covered in Candy and like, Jaime Lannister's hair? (The cheeseburger suddenly grows candy and hair)
Pink: TOTALLYYYY!
Blue: Wait, what's in those brownies?
Red: I dunno but I want one!
(Pink and Stacy start eating the burger, Broseph soon comes out with a cape on.)
Broseph: You bras are pretty far north of the wall, hm.
Stacy: You know nothing Bro-Crow!
Broseph: We must keep warm, bra.
(Broseph and Stacy start tongue kissing on the ground.)
Red: Gross! Get a Hobbit-Hole you weirdos!
Broseph: Ha! I got one. Winter's comiiin.'
Red: (shakes in anger and raises his sword) I've got a dragon to slay! (approaches Stacy and Broseph with his sword raised)
Blue: Uhh, and then the troop takes.. (looks at his map) A teleportation spell to the Mountain!
(Red, Blue, Pink and Stacy teleport to the top of a mountain.)
Blue: Hark! We made it! And zoom the dragon!
(The Raccoon comes out of the volcano with wings and horns.)
Raccoon:OOSSHMAAOWG! (laughs low and evily)
Stacy: Tss, yeah right! It's like a furry cloud!
(Raccoon suddenly turns into a cloud with Trollz0r's face on it.)
Trollz0r: Oh, hey guys. Sup?
Pink: That cloud has a face, and I hate it!
Trollz0r: I hate you tooooo!
Pink: And then it disappears and we win and ordered pizza!
Trollz0r: Wait wait, noo!
(Trollz0r explodes and turns into pizza and pizza slices start falling from the sky.)
Blue: Hey you can't do that, that's cheating!
(Red and the girls start dancing.)
Red: Yeah and then the Red Knight opens a Tequila Potion! (A bottle of Vodka appears in Red's hand as he drinks it) Poof!
Blue: Aww what?!
Red: Yea-ha-ha-heah! And the god of funky jams descends upon the land!
(Neptune appears from the sky.)
Neptune: You limbo dims busta moves! Aww yeah!
(Suddenly goes to the real life world with the party still commencing.)
Gelato Bene: (comes in) 'Ey! Did-a somebody order a pizza?
Blue: (sighs) I'm just gonna go play with myself...
Gelato Bene: Uhh, you mean-a, BY yourself?
Blue: I know what I said!
(Episode Ends)
(It then cuts to Blue fapping at the computer but actually throws a dice on the table.)
Blue: There! Finally! Rolled a D-20! Time to jack off.
Trivia[]
- Stacy and Trollz0r's debuts in Season 5
- Second roleplaying episode, the first being Role Playas.
- The stinger reuses a clip from Dick Figures: The Movie
- This was the first episode Broseph actually made out with a girl.
- It shows Red may get jealous whenever he sees Stacy making out with another boy.
- When the Jason cloud exploded, the red in Pink and Stacy's eyes disappeared.
- The Raccoon references "Lord of the Rings" and "Hobbit" when he says "OOSSHMAAOWG!". It sounds like he's saying "Oh Smaug", Smaug being a character from "Lord of the Rings" and "Hobbit"
Running Gags[]
Episode Ending[]
normal letter I's, the Dick Figures logo shakes, and the Episode Ending is dextended. Then showed an extra animation clip, then a promo for Dick Figures Season 5.
Red Floating[]
Red was floating at the start of the episode, swinging his sword around while floating.
Auto-Tune Usage[]
None.
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