• Cyanitup443

    Everyone!!!! I have joined the community!!!! Please follow me!!!!!

    Cyan, Cyning out!

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  • Gigante979709

    Snow White/Dick Figures

    February 10, 2018 by Gigante979709

    Once upon a time . . . in a great castle, a Prince's daughter grew up happy and contented, in spite of a jealous stepmother. She was very pretty, with blue eyes and long black hair. Her skin was delicate and fair, and so she was called Snow White (kid) . Everyone was quite sure she would become very beautiful. Though her stepmother was a wicked woman (Pink), she too was very beautiful, and the magic mirror told her this every day, whenever she asked it. "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the loveliest lady in the land?" The reply was always; "You are, your Majesty," until the dreadful day when she heard it say, "Snow White is the loveliest in the land." The stepmother was furious and, wild with jealousy, began plotting to get rid of her …

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  • Fluffydragonpuppy


    August 21, 2015 by Fluffydragonpuppy

    So I found my blog posts here from when I was twelve and in sixth grade, and holy crud. I'm cringing so hard. How did anybody here put up with my idiotic twelve-ness??? I wanna go back in time and throw my twelve-year-old self down the stairs now. At the time I joined here, I was going through puberty, so I was kind of really stupid.

    Some of my most cringe-worthy contributions include Waffles Survey, Does this make me crazy?, FACTS ABOUT BUNNIES, and a very interesting survey.

    Ah, anyway, I'm gonna try not to quote Elsa from Frozen here, but the past is in the past. I'm fifteen and no longer twelve, and I don't even like Dick Figures anymore. I can't believe that I was obsessed with it for several months. Now, I'm more into We Bare Bears, In…

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  • 802kup

    This displeases me.

    February 3, 2015 by 802kup
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  • Flamin' Leo

    Hi world

    February 3, 2015 by Flamin' Leo

    So this is the blog. NEATO.

    I am Leo, i explained alot of myself in my channel page, and this is my first blog post. Yay :3

    Be excited, i will post more blog posts soon.

    HOLD ON.

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  • 802kup

    I can't beleaive this!

    February 2, 2015 by 802kup

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  • 802kup

    A little help?

    January 6, 2015 by 802kup
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  • YoshiRocker13

    There's no joke that the Dick Figures Fanon Wikia is still doing very well, but I think the canon Wikia could be dying.

    We haven't had many edits and anything actually new for Dick Figures.

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  • IAmBagel

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  • DragonRager47

    Testing testing 

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  • LordTourettesFanGirl123

    I'm a VERY VERY BIG Dick Figures Fan!! :D

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  • Starkiller's cat

    No title

    June 1, 2014 by Starkiller's cat

    what are you thinking about chick figures? tell me.

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  • AllanNYang


    February 15, 2014 by AllanNYang


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  • AndrewBrauer

    According to an interview with the nerdist, Ed Skudder and Zack Keller were in talks for making a video game that is a direct sequel to Dick Figures The Movie. Now this is just a rumor, and it's possible that it may not happen since we haven't anything about a video game. The basic objective of the game is to kill zombies (wow, very original?), and the game would be available to purchase on Xbox 360 and Wii U. Now my opinion on this subject matter is that this feels odd. 

    First off, Dick Figures The Movie ended up being a successful film, becoming one of the most talked movies online. So making a sequel into a videogame is a mistake, because we've seen that experiment before (remember Wanted back in 2008, they made a sequel into a videogame…

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  • IAmDibAndMothman


    November 29, 2013 by IAmDibAndMothman

    I love this show! .....That is all

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  • Fluffydragonpuppy
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  • Poquito Verde


    September 17, 2013 by Poquito Verde

    So after one year, after the donates, after this all time we will have a movie, new episodes and more DickFigures!

    Let's wait ( than watch ) the Movie!

    Thanks for you all.

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  • SS Aduka


    May 14, 2013 by SS Aduka

    New to this wiki and hope not to be a pain in th @ss. Wow, many pins to eran already. Time to go to work.

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  • Fiske Cahill

    Because I have a habit of joining everything Wikia has to offer:

    It is now the time for you, the DF Wiki Editors, to decide our wiki's alliance. The voting will end the next time I check on the wiki.

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  • IcyMint

    Dick Figures Movie

    March 6, 2013 by IcyMint

    Hey! so, I just wanted to ask: Is the Movie out yet? I dont know.

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  • Jonpaul11

    blog post

    February 25, 2013 by Jonpaul11

    yeah im writing a blog post

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  • FluttershyPanau

    New to the wiki

    December 29, 2012 by FluttershyPanau

    YAY!im happy to join ths wiki.ive joined a couple other mind you

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  • CookieEyes

    Ed and Zack have finally made a Dick Figures Forum page on the official Dick Figures website.

    Check it out here:

    Note: You need to have an account to post there.

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  • Benbeasted


    September 22, 2012 by Benbeasted

    So you know that Dick Figures keeps on releasing these promos for other Mondo Media Shows because of its popularity and according to a YouTuber only known as"Lyynsane" the movie will only be shown to those who donated to kickstarter. So not only will we not see any knew episodes, most of us also won't be able to see the movie.

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  • Red5201

    DICK FIGURES IS so awesome!! i want to see the MOVIE soon! :) i wish! the movie is On now! :) i want to know what will happened in Dick Figures the Movie! , My Favorite Episode in Dick Figures is A "A Bee or Something" "Robot Frog" "Kitty Amazing"

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  • Steffanyane

    I have 2 days of no classes and got bored so I'll do an estimation on the movie...

    Since they said that it takes 2 weeks to get 1 episode done, that will be the range of 3-5 minutes per 2 weeks.

    The movie will be 40 minutes long.

    40/3= 13.33 --> 13*14 (2 weeks)= 182 days

    40/5= 8 --> 8*14= 112 days

    it's in the range of 112 - 182 days

    They started doing the project on August 8 (said in Facebook)


    Aug. 8+112 days= around Nov. 26

    Aug. 8+182 days= around Feb. 4, 2013

    It's possible that the release of the movie will be in this range: November 26 - February 4, 2013

    WARNING: This is only a rough estimate. Don't get your hopes up too much.

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  • Fiske Cahill


    August 11, 2012 by Fiske Cahill

    Hello Welcome to The MEME Tournament. Now, the bracket is the same one as from the Reddit Meme Tournament 2012 BUT I thought "Hey, how about we show the DFWiki Community this?" So here it is:

    PLEASE VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE MEME You have only until September 7, 2012 to vote (September 6 if living in the Americas). For this round.


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  • Fluffydragonpuppy

    If Red and Blue were real, I would ask Red to kiss my right cheek and Blue to kiss my left cheek and then duck down so Red and Blue kiss each other!!!! XD Is that weird? Fluffydragonpuppy (talk) 23:56, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

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  • HungryGrox

    EDIT: I will be uploading at If that link goes down I will post it on ThePirateBay.

    EDIT 2: To get the link to the movie you will have to created your account before November 2012.

    Now that the movie is successfully funded and will be about 40 - 45 minutes, I had one thing in mind when I donated. What about those that could not donate. So I made this blog post for one thing. For those that could not donate, should I post it on a download link when it's done so that it is available for only Dick Figures Wiki members and more specifically, those that could not donate?

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  • Poquito Verde


    July 22, 2012 by Poquito Verde

    Waiting for the movie!

    ...patience is required...

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  • Poquito Verde


    July 20, 2012 by Poquito Verde
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  • Poquito Verde


    July 20, 2012 by Poquito Verde

    ...I am with a FUCKED ailment on my left leg,and the ADIM want me out of here...


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  • Poquito Verde


    July 19, 2012 by Poquito Verde

    So cool!Now we will have a movie!With 45 minutes!

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  • Poquito Verde

    Poquito Verde

    July 19, 2012 by Poquito Verde

    I'm here to say hello!And to say again that I,m glad!

    Lord Tourettes to MOTHERFUCKERFANS.

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  • ConsultingDetective

    Well... I just found out, the Explosm team are friends, and they really know each other O.o, have anybody seen this post before me???? Down there. The real post here:


    DaveGumpSince Dec 2004 It's happening!

    Hey fellas! Just wanted to let you guys know that our friends over at Dick Figures have started a Kickstarter page to help fund a Dick Figures movie!We're big fans of those guys over here at Explosm, so we wanted to share this with guys. We know there's a ton of Dick Figures fans out there, so if you have a little time and cash, why not donate to something that's gonna be really great with your help? …

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  • EpicBlue...

    I'm suprised I was the first one to realise it, but Dick Figures: the Movie will be made! They just got 250 000$ today, 12/07/2012 at 1:00 Pm.

    So yeah, just wanted to share the news!

    I'm so happy, can't wait for this 30 minutes movie, it's gonna be awsoome!

    EDIT (16/07/2012): TODAY WAS THE LAST DAY OF FUNDATION. And they actually got over 300 000$!!! Wow!! So many fans, I'm suprised.

    So yeah, In the end, we'll have a 40 minutes movie instead of 30 minutes!! Any of you guys watched the live stream? :D Dick Figures has proven to be successful and...well... me gusta.

    EpicBlue... (talk) 17:53, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

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  • Fiske Cahill

    RIP Dolphy, he will be in our hearts and sense of humof FOREVER

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  • Fiske Cahill

    Ask the Admins

    June 22, 2012 by Fiske Cahill

    Welcome to the first ever Admin AmA (Ask me Anything!). Here you can ask the admins, well, ANYTHING YOU WANT! Wiki Stuff, Other Wikis, Personal Stuff, Internet Activity, Gaming etc. If you are pertaining to a certain admin just say so! It's so simple so start asking.

    This will start from the day it was posted until the end of July.

    Even admins can ask other admins, just come on in and ask some stuff

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  • Alpha-Lonewolf

    Red and Blue gets caught in a street gangs territory and heavily outnumbered. But a new figure appears and Red wants to join him to take down the gang leaders dragging Blue with him. Now they venture through dangerous streets to take down the gang.

    Check it out and see what kind of shit happens.

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  • Fiske Cahill

    Ask Me Anything?!

    June 11, 2012 by Fiske Cahill

    Guys I've been thinking maybe I should start an AmA. For the wiki to ask and answer questions and to take suggestions from the community. Only, there's 3 platforms I can think of putting this AmA.

    1.)This Wiki 2.)Reddit 3.)The WikiForums 4.)A facebook page (I can make one) Tell me what you guys think and I'll see you later! :D

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  • Redrocks

    Hey! I am just as exited for the movie as you are but I cant donate so I'm going to tell you about the movie

    The money needed
    250,000 A half hour Dick Figures Special 500,000 A hour Dick Figures Special
    700,000 A FULL LEGTH FETURE FILM!!!!!!!!!!

    To use Kickstarter, you need a credit card and follow the intructions. If you dont have a gift card, its easy! Just get a mastercard gift card or something like that and use that as a credit card. Just today the reached the 50,000 dollar mark and still people are pledging. Kickstarter is all or nothing so there will be no movie if the goal isnt reached.

    Check back when the the movie comes out or its close.

    The Kickstarter website

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  • HungryGrox

    Look of the wiki

    June 4, 2012 by HungryGrox

    I have one thing to ask, who changed the Theme of the wiki?

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  • CM4S

    Improving this wiki

    June 1, 2012 by CM4S

    Over the weekend, I will update this wiki, and try to improve it by adding transcripts and making everything better and smoother.

    Any arguments can be posted on my talkpage.


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  • OutlandEnigma

    HungryGrox and Stick775 come to the Dick Figure world as STICK FIGURES! What will happen? Dick Figures - The Portal Script

    Red: Blue, guess what today is!

    Blue: I don't know, Bug The Crap Out Of A Person day?

    Red: No, that was the on the s**ty 2th. Today is the day where you Ask What Today is, f**k yeah!

    Blue: I don't think there is a single person in this world-- no. There is not a single person in this UNIVERSE annoying as you. Not a single person!

    (A portal opens, where HungryGrox and Stick775 step out.)

    HungryGrox: Where the hell are we?

    Stick775: What's going on?

    Blue: Who are you?

    HungryGrox: Well I'm HungryGrox and this is my buddy, Stick776.

    Stick775: That is not my name, and what the hell kind of name is Stick776?

    Hungry Grox: A gay name. Th…

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  • Fluffydragonpuppy

    Please do this survey:

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  • ToastBusters

    Captain Red Rum And The Pina Colada Armada is the best episode, hands-down, no questions asked!

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  • OutlandEnigma

    Some questions

    April 27, 2012 by OutlandEnigma

    Can you extend the navigation of this wiki, cause its ssssooo slow.

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  • CookieEyes

    Well, it's just that, after watching Pleasure Cruise a few times, I...kind of have a debatable question.

    You see...we all know of course that the villian who planned to blow up the cruise ship was Gerald Butler. Gerald Butler is obviously Earl Grey's last surviving minion. (You: No sh**, Sherlock.) And, obviously, Batman and Bloser killed Earl Grey. (Me: Feel free to say "you know what" again.) I'd also like to point out that Gerald could be a criminal the world secret agents have been trying to track down for some period of time since Jacques Bond knew who Gerald was because he said "Yeu!" ("You!" in a French accent) right after Gerald appeared from the shadows.'s the question. Was Gerald trying to avenge Earl Grey's death by trying to ki…

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  • Steffanyane

    Chow mein/ Chow mien

    April 21, 2012 by Steffanyane


    (just to get some facts straight...)

    so anyway, until now, I am still wondering if what Blue said was true: the chow mien is spaghetti. So I made some research...

    I am also part chinese. I speak chinede mandarin(a little). My friend is very fluent in chinese so I asked her. She said it means BIHON' a.k.a' RICE VERMICELLI.

    I also looked in my chinese dictionary. Here's what I got:

    so, as it says there, chow mein is the english of chao mian. So, in conclusion, Blue was wrong in saying that chao mian is chinese for spaghetti.

    Then, what is Spaghetti in chinese? Here it is:

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  • Dragoscorca

    Modern Flame War 3

    April 20, 2012 by Dragoscorca

    Have you seen that Modern Flame War 3 is a game based on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3?

    But the thing that I don`t understand is that in the episodes Modern Flame War 3 and Y U So Meme? the game is third-person, and Modern Warfare 3 is first person...

    I`m wondering:

    • Why in the episodes it is third-person?
    • Can you switch modern warfare 3 to third-person?
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