| Butt Genie | |
|---|---|
| Season 2, Episode 3 | |
 Red's wish. | |
| Air date | May 19, 2011 |
| Episode run time | 2:24 |
| Episode guide | |
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Dick Figures - Butt Genie
Butt Genie is the third episode of Season 2 of Dick Figures. It is the thirteenth episode overall.
Plot[]
Red and Blue discover a magical genie that will grant them one additional wish for every person they share the genie with.
Youtube Description: Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.
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Transcript[]
(A hamster is seen inside a cage. He first makes a short poop then a bigger one, but then he start getting constipated and while he tries to poop, farting sounds are heard. After 7 seconds of constipation, the hamster poops out a teapot and dies.)
Red: HOOLY SHIT!
Blue: FLUFFERZ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo--
(Time lapse. Both of them have just finished burying Flufferz.)
Blue: See ya, fucker.
Red: (trying to open the teapot) Dude, what is with this weird teapot?
Blue: Aaah! Don't touch that, it came out of his butt!
Red: Hahaha, never stopped me before! (shakes the teapot and a hamster genie comes out.)
Genie: Greetings, nerds. I am the all-powerful genie of the teapot.
Red: (whispers to Blue) I like his voice.
Genie: I shall grant you each one wish.
Blue: (clears his throat) Cheap-ass!
Genie: But I'll grant you one extra wish for each person you share this treasure with.
Blue: Like a coupon?
Genie: (magic light surrounds him, echoed voice) KIND OF!!!
(Red and Blue are in the streets)
Red: Let's just use it! I only want one wish. (shows a picture of Red's wish, to rule the world)
Choir: ♪Hallelujah!♪
Blue: OK, that sounds pretty sweet. We could wish for a million things this way! Here, let's ask Lord Tourettes.
(Lord Tourettes appears on the streets)
Lord Tourettes: Oaah, why hello, COCKSUCKERS, quite a fine day we're FUCKING, isn't it? (Giggles.)
Genie: What up? You get a wish!
Lord Tourettes: Splendid! I think I'll wish forrr... a pink...sparkly-- DONKEY SHIT ON MY FACE!
(Red, Blue and Genie back away, then a donkey sound is heard.)
Lord Tourettes: Oh, no... (A shadow from the sky is falling towards Lord Tourettes)
(Red and Blue now go see every random person they meet)
Light blue man: I wish my head was an anvil. (it becomes one, but he falls down) (Wishes: 2)
Broseph: I wanna be ripped! (he screams as he gets sliced in half) (Wishes: 42)
Tangerine man: A car! (a car falls down from the sky and crushes him) (Wishes: 111)
Orange man: I wanna be fat. (he turns fat) YES!! (Wishes: 234)
Raccoon: Kūrusangurasu! (Cool sunglasses. he gets them) Hunto! (Wishes: 457)
Blue: Oh, my God, dude! We get to make 457 wishes!
(the genie appears again.)
Genie: Damn, guys! Th-that's a fuck ton.
Red: Pssh, no! 400 and up is a shitload.
Genie: No, a shitload is 300 and up, 400 is a fuck ton.
Red: You're WRONG!
Genie: I'm right, genies are always right!
Red: Genies are always GAY!
Genie: WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL?!
Red: I wish you would shut up! (Wish granted.)
Red: Booyah! Eat my butt, h'ombre!
Blue: You idiot! If he can't speak, he can't grant anymore wishes, numbnuts! YOU RUINED OUR GENIE!!!
Red: Whateva! I got what I wanted.
(Red walks away)
Blue: (rage guy meme face) RRRRRREEEEEEEE-
-Episode ends-
Dick Figures Title[]
Butt Genie
Trivia[]
- Blue copied another meme (the FUUUUUUUUU meme). First time was in Zombies & Shotguns when he copied the "Fuck Yeah!" meme.
Recurring Gags[]
Auto-Tune Use[]
None.
Red Floating[]
Apparently none.
Episode Ending[]
The word DICK FIGURES appears with crap on it. (Notice on the top of the word, FIGURES, Lord Tourettes is buried alive in pink donkey poop.)
