| Kitty Amazing | |
|---|---|
| Season 1, Episode 8 | |
 Kitty Amazing literally melts people's hearts. | |
| Air date | Februrary 24, 2011 |
| Episode run time | 2:46 |
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This article is about the episode. You may be looking for The Cat (Kitty Amazing Character).
Plot[]
Red finds a cat that quite literally melts the heart of anyone who sees it's cuteness.
Youtube Description: Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'
Dick Figures - Kitty Amazing
Characters[]
Starring[]
- Red
- Kitty Amazing (debut)
- Blue
- Mr. Dingleberry
- Chad Quandt (debut)
- Several unnamed citizens
Transcript[]
(Red is taking the trash out. He opens the dumpster.)
Cat: *Meow*
Red: Hey, cat, that's my trash! Get out of there!
Cat: *Meow*
(Red picks up the cat)
Red: Hoho what? Look at your cute cat face! You are soooooooft! What is your name? I don't even know! I'mma call you Kitty Amazing 'cause that's what you look like!
(Time lapse. Red is in the apartment showing Kitty Amazing to Blue, who is wearing shades.)
Blue: We are not keeping that cat.
Red: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Blue: I can't even see what you're doing, you know I had eye surgery.
Red: Oh, man, I feel sorry for you because this cat is sooo cute! (The background turns dark and Red's eyes are completely white.) (Demonic voice): FEEL HOW CUTE SHE IS!!
(The background and Red's eyes turn back to normal. Blue touches Kitty Amazing.)
Blue: Ohhh, oh, yeah, it does feel soft... And strangely cold...
Red: Let's take this cat for a test drive!
Blue: What does that mean?
Red: It means chicas love gatos! (Marches out, carrying the cat.) Gatos! Gatos! Gatos! Gatos!
Blue: Red? Wait up! Marco! Marco?
(Red is now outdoors with the cat.)
Red: ¡Azul, mira! Dos chicas jalapeños.
(A lavender woman walks up to Red.)
Woman: Oh, my God, that is a cute cat! Ohh, my heart is melting...
Kitty Amazing: *Meow*
Woman: MY HEART IS MELTING! OH, MY GOD!
(The woman dies.)
Red: Oh, shit!
(Sirens are heard, probably from an ambulance.)
Blue: Red? What happened? I hear sirens!
Red: You hear nothing!
Green man: Hey, is she okay?
Kitty Amazing: *Meow*
(Man dies.)
Orange woman: Hey, is he okay?
Kitty Amazing: *Meow*
(Woman dies. Red screams and runs)
Blue: Wait. We're running towards the sirens? (Follows Red's voice.)
Tour man: And if you look to your left you will see....
Kitty Amazing: *Meow*
(The tour man and his group dies.)
Red: Oh, no, there's a parade! (He screams. Miscellaneous sounds are heard. Red and Blue run to their apartment building. An old man then appears)
Mr. Dingleberry: What have I told you about pets in the apartment?
Kitty Amazing: *Meow*
Red: Mr. Dingleberry, look away!
(Mr. Dingleberry falls off the stairs and dies.)
Blue: Huh? What's going on? Mr. Dingleberry?
Red: Oh, haha, he just tossed a sack of potatoes down the steps! Those Irish love their potatoes.
(A knocking sound is heard.)
Chad Quandt: I just heard the sound of death and secrets in here. Is everything all right?
(Red shows off Kitty Amazing in front of Chad.)
Kitty Amazing: *Meow*
(Chad Quandt shrieks and dies. Somber music plays in the background as Red and Kitty Amazing look at each other)
Red: You're too cute... too cute for this world. I have to destroy you! (Closes his eyes in despair.) Goodbye, Kitty Amazing... (He kisses Kitty Amazing and puts it in front of a mirror.)
Kitty Amazing: *Meow* (It turns to stone.)
(Time lapse. Red and Blue play catch using the petrified Kitty Amazing.)
Red: Go wide, asshole! (Throws Kitty Amazing to Blue.)
Blue: (Now without the shades, having recovered) Yeah, yeah, I'm going-- Wait, what?
(Kitty Amazing breaks.)
Blue: Ah, shi-
-Episode ends-
Dick Figures Title[]
Kitty Amazing
- The jalapeños are from when red was speaking in spanish to the first girl he came in contact to.
Trivia[]
- This is Kitty Amazing's second appearance. The first was in the Cat Teaser Trailer.
- "¡Azul, mira! Dos chicas jalapeños." probably meant "Blue, look! Two hot girls." except he used "jalapeños" instead of "caliente".
- While Red and Blue run towards the apartment, graffiti can be seen, which reads "NATURE'S NINJA -R.
- This is the first episode to have its music composed by Happy Tree Friends' Jerome Rossen.
- This is one of the favorite episodes of the creator of Dick Figures, Ed and Zack, confirmed in the Dirty Shorts interview with them.
- This episode made it's TV premiere with the twelfth episode of Like, Share, Die.
[]
- The Dick Figures title was shown in the beginning. At the end of the episode, the credits of Like, Share, Die play instead.
- The Dick Figures title shown in the beginning is not the jalapeno title from this episode, but the Longcat title from Y U So Meme?.
- Kitty Amazing uses a different model due to copyright reasons.
- Red's demonic voice is instead his normal voice.
- The music was changed for the Kitty Amazing kill montage.
- The death of the parade was cut out.
- Blue's cut-off line, "Ah, shit.", was not cut off.
Gallery[]
Recurring Gags[]
Auto-Tune Use[]
None.
Red Floating[]
- When Red takes Kitty Amazing out of the trash, he floats when he says, "What is your name?"
- After the lavender woman dies, he jumps and floats for one second.
Episode Ending[]
The word DICK FIGURES appears with the "I"s replaced with jalapenos.
The Last Line Being Cut[]
Blue was about to say shit but was cut off .
