Lord Takagami
Lord Tachigami
Vital statistics
Gender Male
Status Dead
Friends The Takagami Demon Army
Enemies The Raccoon (son), The Raccoon's wife, Red, Blue, Pink and anyone who tries to take the great sword of destiny.
Aliases Lord Tachigami, Father-san, Ocho Muerte
Times Dead 2
Voiced By Eric Bauza

Lord Takagami is the main antagonist of Dick Figures: The Movie. He's the father & rival of The Raccoon. Before becoming evil, he was a Japanese raccoon, training his son in swordsmanship so that he could fight against evil & always telling him to keep his elbows straight. Later on, for some reason, Takagami became genocidal & formed a malicious plan, a job he could do forever, which was to avenge all the people who had died in the world & then created the Takagami Demon Army.

DFTM - Father-san

Takagami and his son, before becoming evil.

Lord Takagami no longer had the body of a raccoon, but of a giant brown stick figure, wearing a mask, a samurai helmet and a big cape with Japanese writing on his shoulders.

War in Japan

After creating his army, he started a war in Japan, killing everyone in his way & his son's village was all that was left to destroy. Lord Takagami couldn't forgive his son because his wife was a geisha & even though they love each other, a Takagami could never marry a geisha. Using his powers, he turns into a giant octopus (calling himself Ocho Muerte) & captures The Raccoon's wife.

Unfortunately for him, The Raccoon manages to defeat the Takagami Demon Army & kill his father thanks to the power of the Great Sword of Destiny & his utter anger. However, Lord Takagami shattered the blade & before dying, he put a curse in the sword, which sets Raccoon's village and possibly all of Japan up in flames (however Raccoon believes this was the fault of the sword's power being "too strong" for him). For the rest of his life, him & his army sworn to guard the Great Sword of Destiny from anyone who wishes to use it.


After cursing the sword, his body & his army remained as statues inside a temple on the top of a mountain in Japan, guarding the hilt of the sword only, for many years. When Red & Blue arrive inside the temple to grab the hilt, Lord Takagami & his ninja companions come back to life to kill both trespassers. He also chooses to kill the girlfriend of one of the intruders, since she will be the one to receive the sword as a gift. However, Red & Blue manage to get outside the temple & escape his army, fleeing on a rowboat into the sea. Takagami looks at them going away, and he turns away.


  • Lord of the Takagami Demon Army.
  • His job was to avenge anyone who ever died in history either by the hand of another, accident, and old age. This plan made absolutely no sense of all.
  • He killed others so he would never lose people to avenge, thus proving him to be a psychopath.
  • He also similar Darth Vader from the Star Wars series, because both are supernatural, masked, sword wielding knight-like antagonists that was the evil father of the hero.


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