Shall I sing a FUCK!! for you?

–Lord Tourettes, Role Playas

Lord Tourettes
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Vital statistics
Title Debut: Role Playas
Gender Male
Status Alive
Friends Blue, Red, Raccoon, Mr. Dingleberry, Gelato Bene's mother (temporary(?) wife)
Enemies Mall Santa
Aliases Poquito Verde ("Little Green" in Spanish, called by one of the street artists), Mermaid, Sea-Demon, Lord F!#&, Hermes (Greek God), L.T.
Times Dead 16
Voiced By Ben Tuller

Lord Tourettes is one of the major characters in Dick Figures.


Bard of the Shit Piss Fart Woods, Lord Tourettes has, as his name implies, a rare form of tourettes syndrome with tics so powerful that his entire body spazzes out and he swears very loudly. The disorder he exhibits is actually called coprolalia, which is characterized by involuntary swearing in out-of-context situations and present in around 10% of Tourettes cases. Strangely enough, his swearing appears to be caused by his hat. Without it, he simply shouts the things he wants to say to other people at the top of his lungs where normally he would swear at them. Despite being male, he has eyelashes, a common characteristic of a female character (minus the boobs and skirt). He speaks with a high pitched British-type accent.


Lord Tourettes is a light green male stick figure with a pointed hat on his head. Unlike most of the other male characters in show, Lord Tourettes has eyelashes. And also, while the other male characters have lines in-between the teeth, he doesn't. He is shorter than Red and Blue. Whenever Lord Tourettes has an outburst, his eyes turn red and his pupils turn white, his arms, legs, and hat start shaking, and his teeth turn pointed.


Lord Tourettes is an extremely overly joyful person who is always playing around and being happy about everything. He is known to be very feminine, but is not gay. However, being someone with Tourettes, Lord Tourettes will constantly have random outbursts of anger that constantly and randomly appear out of nowhere which cause him to turn into a furious, violent psychopath who will start swearing. Lord Tourettes kind of has a two-sided personality which recurrently changes from one to the other very suddenly. So in a way, Lord Tourettes is very moody. One second he will be acting with one personality, and the next he will be acting with the exact opposite.

Episode Appearances

Major Roles

Minor Roles

Episode Roles

Role Playas - Lord Tourettes made his debut in this episode as the ruler of the Fart Piss Shit woods in the Dungeons and Dragons game where he "sang a fuck" to Red and Blue. After he told his story, Red cut off his head and dragged it behind him.

Zombies and Shotguns - Lord Tourettes made a brief cameo in this episode where he jumped onto the ground of the mall and got attacked by zombies. This appearance proves that he's real and not just part of Dungeons and Dragons.

Butt Genie - Lord Tourettes was the 1st person Red and Blue gave a wish to, he wished for a pink, sparkly donkey shit on his face, which killed him offscreen.

Lord Tourette's Syndrome - The entire episode revolved around Red and Blue trying to find Lord Tourette's hat, since he seemly couldn't cuss without it. He found it on a mall Santa who was wearing it, which caused him to act like LT. When he took it back and put it on, he went crazy with cussing, which killed the mall Santa.

Captain Redrum and the Pina Colada Armada - Lord Tourettes was a mermaid in this episode that was fished out of the water. He had randomly said, "Hello, SEMEN!" and his mermaid tail disappeared. Red and Blue were grossed out by him being naked, even though all of the stick figures already didn't wear clothes. Thinking he was a sea-deomon, they pushed him overboard and he fell in the water. He then got eaten by sharks.

We're Cops - Lord Tourettes made a cameo in this episode at the strip club.

Bath Rhymes - Lord Tourettes was featured in this music video in the various fan animations, and was in the fellas line when Red was singing.

Adventures of Batman and The Bloser - Lord Tourettes got attacked by Earl Gray, which turned his skin gray. After Red and Blue destroyed Earl Gray, he thanked them for it but when Blue said he was a hero before it was cool, he slapped him.

Real Dudes Bros Night Man - Lord Tourettes was the one who told the manliest story about a day he was fucking around in a field full of flowers.

Terminate-Her - Lord Tourettes was talking about Mr. Dinglberry and The Raccoon's costumes.

Zeusbag - Lord Tourettes made a brief cameo flying down from the sky and giving Red and Blue a scroll.

Losing Streakers - Lord Tourettes made a brief cameo in this episode.

Pussy Magnet - Lord Tourettes made a cameo at the end when Blue said that next time, he'd ask him for advice on girls telling him that all he really needed was a big dick.

1st Day of Cool - Lord Tourettes was seen as a little kid in this episode getting off the bus. He was also talking to Blue when they were walking in the hallway. He was also seen when the asteroid was coming.

Freshman 15 - Lord Tourettes was one of the guys at the college party.

Ballad of Lord Tourettes - This whole episode was all about Lord Tourettes singing a fuck about the 1st time he had sex, which was with Galato Bene's mom.

GTA: Pacific Grim - Lord Tourettes got crushed by the giant robot.

Chick Figures - Lord Tourettes was at the party, but was electrocuted to death, blowing the party up while yelling, "FUCK!"

To see what episodes Lord Tourettes appeared in, please go to: Lord Tourettes/Appearances


Post some of Lord Tourettes' most famous quotes on:Lord Tourettes/Quotes


Lord Tourettes taken from dick figures music video website


  • Many of the fans refer him to as "Green" (obviously because of his color).
  • Lord Tourettes might be from a British descent, because of his accent and in one of his posts on his Twitter account on how he hates moldy crumpets.
  • His voice is similar to American falsetto singer "Tiny Tim" and Pops from Regular Show.
  • A lot of fans cannot distinguish if Lord Tourettes is either a girl or a boy, because of the eyelashes and high pitched voice, but there's proof that he's a male other than being voiced by one.
    • In the Bath Rhymes music video for the bridge,"Fellas and ladies", he was in the fellas line. (Although this may not count due to it being an entry from a fan).
    • He doesn't have a woman's breasts or a skirt.
    • Captain Red-Rum & The Pina Colada Armada, after he gets his human legs he says "Now I'm a real boy." (despite that possibly being a Pinocchio reference).
    • In the episode We're Cops! and Losing Streakers, he goes to a strip club.
    • If he were a female, then there possibly wouldn't be any point in him telling a "manly" story in Real Dudes Bros Night Man.
    • In Ballad of Lord Tourettes, he says he had sex with Gelato Bene's mother, and said that he had a dick and balls. Therefore, he is a man.
  • He is the most liked character in the series (confirmed by the DF Favorite Character Voting)
  • His voice became more high-pitched during the seasons, and his color is lighter.
  • In the role playing game that Red and Blue played in Role Playas, he calls them by their real names instead of Cerulean and Maroon. This may have been due to their color.
    • Also because "Blue" rhymes with "you", and he was supposed to be rhyming during his appearance.
  • Many of the fans also want his comeback, which happens in Zombies & Shotguns.
  • The form of Tourettes syndrome that Lord Tourettes exhibits is actually extremely rare in real life. In fact, it's not really Tourettes at all, but coprolalia.
  • Fans believed, since Lord Tourettes is just a character from an RPG, that he was a fictional character within the canon of the show. However, in future episodes, it show that he is alive, and in fact, real.
  • Aside from The Raccoon and Kitty Amazing, he is the only character that has more than one color.
  • Lord Tourettes' wish is for something pink and sparkly.
  • He is religious, as he went to church for his harp recital in Lord Tourette's Syndrome, however, in Ballad of Lord Tourettes, there is a satanic star on the wall of his house. This is probably because Lord Tourettes has 2 sides because of his Tourette syndrome, where one is good and another is evil.
  • "Butt Genie" is so far the only episode where Lord Tourettes' death is caused by his spazzing. In "Role Playas", Maroon killed him because of his song. In "Zombies and Shotguns", he was turned into a zombie because he somehow tripped while trying to run away from the zombies. In "Captain Red Rum and the Pina Colada Armada", Red Rum, Blue Balls, and Chef Raccoon killed him because they, for some reason, thought he was a sea demon.
  • Lord Tourettes is shorter then Red and Blue, which might be the reason why the street artists called him "poquito verde", which means 'little green' in Spanish.
  • He's not only shorter than Red and Blue, but is also shorter than most women in the show, such as Pink and Stacy. So if we were to be specific he's probably anywhere between 5'0-5'6.
  • Lord Tourette's Syndrome is grammatically incorrect because if it was spelled like that then his name would have been Lord Tourette. To avoid confusion, the proper spelling of Lord Tourette's Syndrome is Lord Tourettes' Syndrome.
  • In "Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada", Lord Tourettes is a mermaid.
  • Lord Tourettes is Blue's Facester friend.
  • Lord Tourettes has a self-titled Twitter page.
  • In Y U So Meme?, his game username is LordF!#&.
  • In Y U So Meme?, he has the most kills next to Trollz0r and the 2nd highest score (even though he somehow got in 6th place), implying he is good at video games.
  • Even though he is a nice person, in We're Cops!, Lord Tourettes says that he loves "FUCKING" breasts.
  • We're Cops proves that he isn't gay, as he went to the strip club.
  • He is the 2nd main character to wear a hat, the first one being Red.
  • In Adventures of Batman & The Bloser, Lord Tourette's Syndrome, Ballad of Lord Tourettes, and We're Cops! Lord Tourettes' eye lashes vanish.
  • When Lord Tourettes spazzes, his body turns wavy, his eyes turn red with white pupils, and his teeth appear sharpened to a point.
  • He is one of the characters who has died the most, besides Broseph and Mr. Dingleberry. The episodes where Lord Tourettes dies are in:
    • Role Playas, because Red (Maroon) was a little bit scared of his song, since he spazzed and said bad words, so he decapitated Lord Tourettes with his sword.
    • Zombies & Shotguns, where he is seen surrounded by zombies and scream that he is definetly FUCKED! . It does not show it, but its possible he didn't die from the zombies, there is a small scene in that episode where you could see Lord Tourettes (and other victims) eating the cinnamon swirls that possibly caused the zombie outbreak.
    • In Butt Genie, he accidentally wishes for a pink, sparkly, DONKEY SHIT on his face, causing it to fall from the sky and land on him, which mostly likely suffocated him.
    • Captain Red-Rum & The Pina Colada Armada, where he transformed into a human, revealing that he is a man, while Red, Blue and The Raccoon wanted a mermaid. So, they throw him off in the sea, where he is eaten by sharks.
    • The T-Shirt Teaser, where he dies suffocated by the evil T-Shirt.
    • The Sweary Christmas Teaser, when Red farts in the fire place, which creates an explosion, killing Lord Tourettes.
    • GTA: Pacific Grim, where he gets crushed by the giant robot right before saying "SHIT!"
      • Most of his death were caused by Red, but lately, they have been friends and Lord Tourettes never died in Season 4, so far.
  • Lord Tourettes and Pink are the only main characters not to sing in Bath Rhymes.
  • In Zeusbag, Lord Tourettes appears as a messenger with wings on his hat and feet, a reference to Hermes in the Greek Mythology.
  • Lord Tourettes' tourettes syndrome seems to effect his typing as seen in his Twitter posts.
  • The only time Lord Tourettes has raised his voice at someone without spazzing is when he yelled "MY HAT !" at the Mall Santa in Lord Tourette's Syndrome .
  • In some episodes, his mouth seems to be a darker shade of green while the rest of his body stays the same shade. Whether this is coincidental or made purposely is not implied.
  • In the episode Real Dudes Bros Night Man , Lord Tourettes' story is sadistic. This tells us that Lord Tourettes can be 'girly' and sadistic (although the sadistic self is caused by his syndrome).
  • Even though in "Lord Tourette's Syndrome", he can't swear without his hat, the episode "Real Dude Bros Night Man" proves that he can (and will) swear without spazzing.
  • In Real Dude Bros Night Man, it is hinted that he might have a bit of a feminine side since in his story he is in a field full of flowers and gives 100 of them to a bear (that is before he starts to rape it, of course).
  • Judging by the fact he had a picture of breasts hidden in his hat in Lord Tourette's Syndrome, this could mean he might have a girlfriend who'll probably (or probably not) be seen or mentioned.
  • His hat might make anyone who wears it have extreme anger as seen with the Mall Santa in Lord Tourette's Syndrome or its possibly a coincidence that he was angry for an unexplained reason.
  • Lord Tourettes voice was played by Ed Skudder in Sweary Christmas.
  • In Adventures of Batman & The Bloser when his color is taken away by Earl Grey when he spazzes out his eyes still turn red.
  • In Real Dudes Bros Night Man, he says 'gay' and 'ass' without spazzing, but in Adventures of Batman & The Bloser he spazzes when he says "Oh, why this shade looks perfectly GAY on me; and in First Day of Cool, he spazzes when he says "Look it's an ASS-teroid".
  • He has an acheivement dedicated to his hat in Modern Flame War 3 which is Lord Tourettes' Hat. It can be seen by pausing during the list of acheivements.
  • According to Ed and Zack, Lord Tourettes was made the same way Raccoon did. When Zack was drunk and said random words.
  • According to Ed and Zack, we will learn more about Lord Tourettes in a future episode and if the movie is successful in reaching its goal, they are planning to reveal more about Lord Tourettes' origin.
  • Freshman 15 is the first episode where he is referred to as "L.T."
  • Lord Tourettes lost his virginity to Gelato Bene's mother, because he fell in love with her big boobs.
  • He doesn't have only one hat, he has a whole collection of his hats on his wall at his home, as seen in Ballad of Lord Tourettes.
    • Even though he has more than 1 hat, he still cries over losing 1 of them in Lord Tourette's Syndrome. Many fans have noticed this and are confused about it.
  • It is unknown whether he and Geleto's mother are still married or not.
    • Since he has been attracted to other women (mostly strippers and prostitutes) (for example in We're Cops!, Real Dudes Bros Night Man, and Freshman 15), it's possible they might not.
  • He lives in the Shit Piss Fart Woods in a small house.
    • At home he has suspended these pictures: Picture of lute, skull, star, and a 5-pointed star.
  • In the movie, Lord Tourettes was Blue's 1st friend in childhood.
  • Lord Tourettes can actually go for a long amount of time without swearing.
  • Lord Tourettes can be compared to being a male version of Phoebe from Friends, as he's very odd and has many personality quirks, only difference is of course his Tourettes syndrome.
  • Lord Tourettes can speak, read and most likely write in French, according to the movie.
  • He is probably the same age as Red and Blue, since they were all in the same kindergarten class.
  • Lord Tourettes seems to be a big fan of boobs, for he fell in love with Gelato's mother's huge breasts, also he states," I love FUCKING breasts!" In We're Cops.
  • He's similar to Flippy from Happy Tree Friends. Both are green, both can spazz and flip out, and both are one of the main characters.
  • Lord Tourettes has a official Twitter page which is run by the Dick Figures creators (Ed and Zach), with his username being LordTourettes .


Real Dudes Bros Night Man

Role Playas

Adventures of Batman & The Bloser

Butt Genie

Losing Streakers

Sweary Christmas from Lord Tourettes

Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada


Lord Tourette's Syndrome


Zombies & Shotguns


Pussy Magnet

First Day of Cool

Chick Figures

Happy Birthdump

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