Messin' With Sasquatch: New Kid
Season MWS, Episode 1
Dick Figures Messin' With Sasquatch - New Kid

Dick Figures Messin' With Sasquatch - New Kid

Air date September 29, 2015 (Mondo)
October 4, 2015 (YouTube)
Episode run time 1:50
Episode guide
Dreamjob Nightmare
Camp Fight

New Kid is the first episode of the promotional series Messin' With Sasquatch.


Sasquatch schools Red & Blue on how to be a bully!





(The episode starts with the MESSIN' WITH SASQUATCH poster, as it then shows Sasquatch peeking at a high school. He runs towards the front door, and is about to open it, but as it cuts to the inside of the building, he lifts up the entire wall. People start screaming, as it suddenly shows Stacy in front of Sasquatch.)

Stacy: Oh my god, I love his beard! Are you like, a senior or something?

(It pans over to Red and Blue near the school lockers.)

Blue: Man, that new kid thinks he's so cool with his facial hair all over his body.

Red: Yeah! That big hairy dude's having it all the ladies! (floats) What do we do?

Blue: Let's put gum in his fur, then I'll have to cut it out and it'll look all lub-sided, and it'll look so stupid.

Red: (punches Blue's cheek) Hell naw! I got something better! (points to a poster) Tonight's the lose your viginity before you go to college dance. Let's prank that Sasquatch in front of everyone!

(It cuts to the party room, as Mr. Dingleberry walks on the stage.)

Mr. Dingleberry: And now presenting the prom king and queen, or should I say prom king kong! Get it? (coughing is heard off-screen) Is anyone even listening to me?

(Sasquatch walks onto the stage with Stacy hanging onto his arm. It then pans up to Red and Blue with beef jerky in a bucket.)

Blue: Is that, jerky?

Red: Yeah! Jerky for a jerk! Let the wild pranking start!

(Red throws the beef jerky onto Sasquatch as he gets covered it in. He then screams in anger.)

Red: Uh oh.

(Sasquatch rips down the curtain, as Red and Blue fall on the ground. Sasquatch charges at them.)

Red: Wanna dance Sas? (sunglasses appear on his head) Let's dance.

(The DJ turns the music up, as Red dodges under Sasquatch as he tries to attack him.)

Red: (dances) Whoa! You got nothin'! You got nothin' son!

(The crowd laughs at Sasquatch, as he looks upset, then roars in anger.)

Red: Uh oh.

(Sasquatch throws Red into the crowd as he screams. He then turns to Blue.)

Blue: W-Wait! What did I do?!

(Sasquatch slams Blue through the ground. Suddenly, a pair of sunglasses falls into Sasquatch's hand. He eats it, then spits it out.)

(Episode ends)


Running Gags

Episode Ending

normal letter I's, the Dick Figures logo shakes, and shows the last part of the original DF ending logo.

Red Floating

Red floats twice in the episode.

Auto-Tune Usage



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