| Red's Secret Porn Stash | |
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 All this to hide your porn!?. | |
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Involvement |
Red's Porn Magazine |
Red couldn't find a weird site for porn, so he built a secret passage full of traps & hostile natives to hide his porn. Over time he's forgotten about his porn stash by forgetting about the map he ate to protect it. After taking a huge shit from many bizarre things he ate he notices the map & drags Blue on his quest to find his long lost porn.
Trivia[]
- Red most likely got the idea of a hidden passage from Indiana Jones since there's a poster of him after clearing the clothes pin trap.
- Red has a strange taste in porn.
- Due to his alien origins, Red can eat just about anything.
- The 1st time we see Red's Secret Porn Stash, we haven't seen it since.
They don't have the weird stuff.