| Turtle Dragon | |
|---|---|
 "That's a fucking dragon!" | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Gender | Unknown |
| Status | {{{Unknown}}} |
| Friends | {{{None}}} |
| Enemies | Everyone it meets |
| Times Dead | 1 |
| Voiced By | Unknown |
The Turtle Dragon is a huge fire-breathing tortoise that appeared in Traffic Jams. It was slowly stomping on all the cars on the freeway, until Red brought a sword and began to attack the Tortoise Dragon along with Blue. It was seen again decapitated with its head mounted on a wall. The turtle dragon also appeared in Lord Tourette's Syndrome where it was having sex with another turtle dragon.
