| Y U So Meme? | |
|---|---|
| Season 2, Episode 7 | |
 A new friendship blossoms... | |
| Air date | July 14, 2011 |
| Episode run time | 3:04 |
| Episode guide | |
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Next Sex Marks the Spot |
Dick Figures - Y U So Meme?
Y U So Meme? is the seventh episode of Season 2 and the 17th episode overall of the Dick Figures series.
Plot[]
Red gets into a feud with Trollz0r while Blue begins to hang out with the latter more.
Youtube Description: Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.
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Transcript[]
(Shows Red and Blue playing Flame War)
Red: Get back here, fucktard! No one spawn-camps Red!
Blue: Watch out! Grenades! Trips, trips, trips! Oh shit! Sniper!
(Shows Red's avatar getting killed, showing the text: - Headshot!)
The Game: SNAIPE!
TROLLz0r (audio message): Haha, headshot bitch! Haha, suck my balls, you Indian.
Red: You fuckin' camper! Come down here and try some no scopes, pusseh!
The Game: Spawning...
(Shows Red's avatar respawn but Trollzor stabs him immediately, showing the text: - Stabbed!)
The Game: ...SHIT!
TROLLz0r (audio message): You like to gettin' stabbed?
(Shows Trollzor's avatar tea-bagging Red's avatar)
Red: Who uses a knife?!
(Shows Red's avatar respawns, but Trollzor shoots him immediately)
The Game: HEADSHOT!
TROLLz0r (audio message): Boom, haha!
Red: (bellows in frustration) Goddamn it!! Who is this asshole?!
(Shows the game stats)
Blue: TROLLz0r. Oh, man, look at that KDR. What a playaaa.
Red: I'm gonna find this guy and put my boot up his ass!
Blue: You're not even wearing boots.
Red: Right up his ass.
Blue: It's just a game, man.
Red: ASS!
(Time lapse. Blue is on his computer.)
Red: Uuuugh! Can't you use your nerd powers to find him?
Blue: I told you, I prefer to be called a hacker.
Blue: It's a Unix system, I know this... (Clicks on black box. Red gasps.)
Red: There he is! ENHANCE! ENHANCE!
(Shows their apartment building.)
Blue: (gasp) But that means...
Are you TROLLz0r?
(Red and Blue run out of their apartment and Red kicks down their neighbor's door)
Red: ARGH! Are you TROLLz0r?
TROLLz0r: (Y U No Rage Face) Y U No knock?!
TROLLz0r: (OMG/Oh Crap Face, with deep voice) I almost had a killing spree! (Eats Nyan Cat.)
Blue: Are you the one camping out there in the bell tower?
TROLLz0r: (Trollface) Maybeh...
Computer: YOU WIN! FLAME WAR!
TROLLz0r: (Aww Yea Guy) Awwwwww, yeah! First place, bitches!
TROLLz0r: (LOOOOOL Face) LOOOOL!
Blue: Ugh, he's so cool!
Red: (low voice) The fires of hell have no fury like mine...
(TROLLz0r turns into stare dad, then into rage guy)
TROLLz0r: Listen, bro, you got a problem with my coolness? Uhn! Uhn! Uhn! (Puts his hand behind Red)
Red: Hover haaand!
TROLLz0r: 'Cause if you do, I've got pistols on hang 'em high ready to go.
Red: Bring it, turd cannon!
Blue: Oh shit, is that a collectors edition maxitron?
(TROLLz0r and Blue talk at the same time)
Trollz0r: Yep! Waited all day in line at comic expo for it, gotta drink some butter-beer, too. Oh, look at this poster of Olivia Munn, so haaaawt!
Blue: No way. Sweet. No way, Awesome! Cool, Wow! So hot....
Blue: (Sweet Jesus, Have Mercy Face) SWEET JESUS!
TROLLz0r: Wanna go to the comic book store?
Blue: Heck yeah!
TROOLz0r: K, thanks, bye. (He and Blue leave Red all alone.)
(The song "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Red" plays)
(Red lies on his couch, face first)
(Breaks a window with a rock)
(Plays an electric guitar and burns the amplifier and the building)
(Whacks book shelf with a baseball bat)
(Ignites fireworks INDOORS)
Red: Hmmm, fuck this!
(He poops on a pillow, then looks up and gasps.)
(Shows a "Vengeance Poster")
Red: You're right! That is the answer! Thanks, poster!
Red: (calls someone on a phone) Hey, you're at home, right? I have a mission for you.
TROLLz0r: ♪Haters gonna hate...♪ (Sees the Fat Ugly Girl ) (Me Gusta Face) Me gusta...
(Trollz0r gets closer to the Fat Ugly Girl)
TROLLz0r: Hey, girl, you lookin' good! You wanna come back to my place and derp? Uh! Uh! Uh! Uhhh!
(The Fat Girl walks away)
TROLLz0r: Wait, wha-? You're leaving me? Fu, Fu, Fu, Fu, Fu, Fu, (crying) Fu, Fu, Fu, Fu- (Forever Alone face) FOREVER ALOOOONE!
Red: (to Fat Ugly Girl) Ahh, you did great. (Inserts a dollar under the Fat Ugly Girl's boobs/tits) (deep voice) NOW GO HOME.
(TROLLz0r rolling on floor, crying)
Blue: Hey, man. Sorry I hung out with that guy. He's a total dick.
Red: It's cool. Hakuna matata! (Punches Blue in the face, knocking him down.)
Blue: Ohh, my face!
Narrator: (Words coming out of nowhere) AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY.
-Episode ends-
Dick Figures Title[]
Y U So Meme
- These cat's either are displayed because of the vengence poster or when he ate the Nyan Cat.
- This title's I's made reference to yet another meme, "Longcat".
Recurring Gags[]
Episode Ending[]
The I's were replaced with Longcat and Tacgnol (Alternate version of Longcat).
Red Floating[]
None.
Auto-Tune Use[]
None
The Last Line Being Cut[]
None.
Internet Memes[]
- Y U No Rage face (Y U No knock?)
- Nyan Cat (eaten by the OMG Rage Face)
- OMG Rage Face (I almost had a killing spree *eats Nyan cat*)
- Troll Face (Maybeh)
- AAAAWWW YEAHHHH! (AAAAAAWWWWW Yeah! first place bitches!)
- LOL Face (LOOOOOL)
- Staredad
- Rage Guy w/ a Scumbag Hat (Majority of the episode)
- Hover Hand (Hover Hand!/Used by Red)
- Sweet Jesus (Used by Blue)
- Me Gusta (Me Gusta...)
- Forever Alone (FOREVER ALONE!!)
- And Not a Single F**k Was Given That Day (Used by a narrator only.
Trivia[]
- This episode features Trollz0r's debut.
- Blue is called Blueballz again. The first time he was called that was in Captain Red-Rum & The Pina Colada Armada.
- Red says "Hakuna Matata", which is a reference to The Lion King.
- This is the second episode that referenced Leroy Jenkins. The first time mentioned on Flame War.
- When Blue says, "I prefer to be called a hacker. It's a Unix system, I know this." it is a reference to Jurassic Park.
- The song playing during Red's montage of boredom is Rain drops keep falling on my Red. The song is a parody of the song "Rain Drops Keep Falling on my Head".
- "Pistols on Hang'em High" is a reference to the map Hang'em High from the game Halo: Combat Evolved, a common multiplayer strategy is to use the pistol instead of other weapons due it being considered overpowered by most playeres.
- The episode’s variation of the Dick Figures title was used for the Like, Share, Die version of the episode, Kitty Amazing.
- This reveals that Red can play guitar.
