| Zombies & Shotguns | |
|---|---|
| Season 2, Episode 1 | |
 The zombie horde. | |
| Air date | April 21, 2011 |
| Episode run time | 2:31 |
| Episode guide | |
| Previous Attack of the Pwns |
Next Camp Anarchy |
Dick Figures - Zombies & Shotguns
Dick Figures - Zombis y Escopetas -Spanish Version-
Zombies & Shotguns is the 11th episode and the first Season 2 episode of Dick Figures.
Plot[]
Red and Blue go to the mall, where they discover that it is being overrun by the undead. Too bad Red is more preoccupied with a bag of chips.
Youtube Description: During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.
Summary[]
At the mall, Red tries to use a shotgun to open a bag of chips. Zombies suddenly storm the store and Red and Blue run away. They discover that the entire mall has been taken over by zombies, as characters such as Lord Tourettes and Fat Ugly Girl get infected. They go into a tool store for more weapons. As Blue fends the zombies off, Red tries to chainsaw the bag of chips open, but fails and ends up murdering Broseph. Blue discovers that the local Cinnamunch likely caused the outbreak, as everyone finds their Cinnamon swirls irresistable. Red and Blue get cornered by the zombies. As a last ditch attempt at survival, Blue fires at a highly flammable bottle of perfume that enflames the zombies and kills them. Unfortunately, the sprinkler system douses them and the horde gets revived. The shock of this causes Red to pop the bag of chips open as the zombies close in on them.
Characters[]
Starring[]
Minor[]
- Broseph
- Fat Ugly Girl
- Lord Tourettes
- Mr. Dingleberry
- Auto-Tuned Bee
- Pink (as a zombie)
Transcript[]
(Exterior shot of MaulMart.)
Auto-Tuned Bee: Season two, mothafucka! Ow!
(Inside, Red loads a shotgun.)
Blue: Seriously, dude, you don't need a shotgun.
Red: Are you kidding?! I've been trying to get this bag of chips open for like a week! This bag was made by SATAN!
(Red fires a bullet at the bag, but the bullet is deflected.)
Red: See? See?! (groans) I just want some chips.
(Groaning sounds are heard)
Blue: What the--(Zombies are trying to get inside through the door) Zombies! (They break open the door and enter.) Oh, damn!
(Red fires a bullet the bag of chips again but the bullet is deflected and it kills one of the zombies.)
Red: Touché, bag.
Blue: Come on, dude! (He takes the bag of chips. He and Red run away. Zombies are trying to get them) Huh?
(Zombies are all around the mall and make"Straw Bos'", while Red and Blue are seeying them on the second floor. Lord Tourettes then suddenly appears, while zombies are follow him.)
Lord Tourettes: Oh, oh, no! (intentionally falls in front of zombies, smiling) I'm so FUCKED! (The zombies surround him)
Blue: Quick! These dudes would eat your chips!
Red: Oh, fuck that! (Loads shotgun) You dead! (Kills a zombie) Who dead? (Kills another zombie) You dead! (Kills another zombie)
Blue: (points to something) BOOMER!
(Red sees the Fat Ugly Girl as a boomer. He shoots her and a big cloud of gas appears.)
Blue: Gross. (A zombie screams off-screen.) Run this way!
(They flee into "License to Drill".)
Blue: (throws the bag of chips while trying to block the door) Get a chainsaw!
Red: (throws away the shotgun) Good idea! (Uses a chainsaw to try to open the bag.) Whooooo!
Blue: No, for the zombies, you retard!
Red: Zombies? (Flings the chainsaw backward, killing a zombie, and flings it forward, killing another, not noticing.) What zombies?
Blue: (grabs a shotgun) Fuck (shoots a zombie) you! (Shoots another)
(Red lets a zombie bite the bag and pulls the bag to see if it will open, but the zombie's head comes off)
Red: Damn it.
Blue: (Shoots another zombie) Brainshot! (Cries out)
(Red tries to chainsaw the bag again)
Broseph: Hey, bros, bros, this is like, crazy, right?
(Red glares at him and kills him by cutting him with his chainsaw. Broseph screams and then dies.)
Blue: Uh, I don't think that guy was a zombie...
Red: I know. THE PERFECT MURDER.
(They run out of the store)
Blue: Oh, my God! (A bunch of zombies, including Lord Tourettes, are crowded around Cinnamunch.) That must be where the outbreak started. Those Cinnamon swirls are irresistable!
(Red and Blue look at Mr. Dingleberry, 'who is eating one of the cinnamon swirls.)
Mr. Dingleberry: Eh, I haven't had any yet.
(Red activates chainsaw and Blue loads shotgun and presumably kill him off-screen.)
(Time lapse. Blue and Red run away from zombies)
Many zombies: Brains!
Other few zombie: Brian!
Blue: Ah, dead end!
Red: Good one.
(The zombies draw closer)
Red: (trying to open the bag) I wish I had fingers.
(Blue sees a highly flammable perfume, then he aims and shoots it while Red is still trying to open the bag. The fire from the perfume kills the zombies.)
Blue: (Fuck yea/Close Enough face) Fuck yeah.
(The sprinklers turn on and extinguishes the fire... and the zombies come back to life)
Red: (finally opens the bag) Oh, sick!
Blue: Oh, fu--
-Episode ends-
(After the episode ending screen, the Fuck Yea rage face picture was shown.)
Dick Figures Title[]
Zombies & Shotguns
The I's in "Dick Figures" were replaced by a chainsaw and a shotgun.
Trivia[]
- The animation style has been changed a bit better.
- First appearance of Broseph, who gets killed by Red in this episode
- This episode is a parody of Left 4 Dead or Dead Rising. Several zombie sounds in this episode come from various zombies in Left 4 Dead.
- This is the first time Blue makes a meme face. Second time in Butt Genie and third in Y U So Meme.
- This is the third appearance of the Autotuned Bee and the second appearance of the MaulMart.
- In the License to Drill store, you can see a sign that say "Chainsaws, Buzzsaws, Jigsaws".
- The part where one of the zombies said the name "Brian" instead of "brain".
- When Red and Blue run out of Licence to Drill. there is a poster behind them with a picture of a naked butt. The text below it says FASHION.
- This episode made it's TV premiere with the first episode of Like, Share, Die.
[]
- The Dick Figures title was shown in the beginning. At the end of the episode, the credits of Like, Share, Die play instead.
- Every use of "fuck" is censored. Just like Stick Figures Nerve Gas We're Cops! and Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada.
- Blue's cut-off line, "Oh, fuck!" was not cut off.
- Additional zombie noises are added.
- Auto-Tuned Bee's appearance in the episode, along with his line, "Season two, mothafucka! Ow!" is cut out.
Recurring Gags[]
Auto-Tune Use[]
When the Auto-Tuned Bee says, "Season 2, mothafucka! Ow!"
Red Floating[]
He floats when he enters License to Drill.
Episode Ending[]
The "I" in "Dick Figures" were replaced by a Chainsaw and a Shotgun. Also at the episode selection, you can hear Lord Tourettes screaming (He was also laughing at one point, but then goes back to screaming).
The Last Line Being Cut[]
Blue was about to say "Fuck!" but was cut off.
Gallery[]
